Life on an Ark

Imagine, if you will, the total chaos that would have been a feat like Noah’s Ark.  The total and utter insanity.

First, of course, there’s the process of building the stupid thing.  Then finding the gazillion animals.  Finding food for the gazillion animals.  Storing the food for the gazillion animals.

And the whole process of loading the gazillion animals and placing them where they are less wont to eat one another.

For all this, for their loyalty, persistence, and faith, Noah and his family were rewarded by being cooped up with the gazillion animals and their waste for the duration of a storm the size the world had never seen before or since AND THEN until it was dry enough to land.

Chaos.  Insanity.  Poop.  Caged animals dying to claw out one another’s eyes.

Yep.  Sounds like a day in my life, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Welcome to our Little Ark- where we love through the chaos, smile through the insanity, and move the poop to the outside dumpster as quickly as possible.